Don't Believe the [Horoscope]

First of all, if you caught the subtle/vague/crappy Oasis album reference in the title, my hat goes off to you. Now back to my point...

Astrology is a load of shit. Please stop buying into it. It's been proven that people can read any horoscope and relate it to their own boring lives. On behalf of men everywhere, I will make all the ladies a deal. You quit checking your horoscope every day and we'll quit talking about how fucking awesome our fantasy baseball and football team is. Fair enough?

Here... I'll give you all a horoscope that can relate to your life each and every day and I won't even charge you $9.95:

Insert your stupid sign here,

You should prepare to do work in the very near future, especially if you have a job or go to school. Don't ignore it, because it won't just fade away! You should pay close attention to the romantic areas of your life to increase happiness. Always remember to give your family priority over financial situations; it'll pay off later on down the road. You are an extremely gullible person, which could really hurt you when believing astrology has anything whatsoever to do with your future.

Now I know what you're probably thinking, "That is TOTALLY me!" This all boggles my mind because everyone [see: every girl] I know reads this vague crap that gives them advice about their future and then proceeds to plan their life around it. What I've always wondered was what happens if the newspaper, Yahoo and MSN horoscopes contradict each other and say entirely different things? Who do you trust?!


PS - Ash, your entry says "You should get back to fixing Josh's blog from a year's absence or you will suffer severe head wounds. Have a nice day".

:)