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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

I am officially loving the Japanese!

Thats it. I am movingto Japan..and/or..finding some way to receive Japanese TV. The shows are 1000 times funnier than any American show.

Now, I know some of you didnt see the last one (a few entries back), which was worth the download and worth watching, if you enjoy laughing at all..and this one..while not quite as funny..still has potential. The idea behind it alone, is enough to get me to watch:
Its a game show where the players observe other Japanese men attempting to speak English. If the players laugh at the men they get their ass kicked. As dumb as this might sound, its hilarious to watch them get beat up. I love the idea behind stifling a lugh though..that, combined with painful torture as a penalty..makes for absolutely the best possible combination of tv.

Side note..there is some Japanese game show, where it looks like people get free blow jobs! And the entire FEMALE audience is cheering on the uh..contestants? I am not 100% sure of the "goal" per se..but that might be interesting to..err..be one of the volunteers on the male side of the equation.

Anyways..yeah..Japanese tv rocks. and yes..I will review food in my next entry.

4 Comments:

At June 15, 2006 1:01 AM, Blogger Xericx said...

I did a homestay program in high school for 6 weeks in Japan....you would LOVE that place...the culture, the food, the TELEVISION IS AWESOME...i stayed up til' 3am every night just amazed at the shows.

 
At June 17, 2006 10:05 PM, Blogger Xericx said...

oh...and the food there is just as insane as the Television...you go to a trainstation...on the platform, they have a FRIGGIN RAMEN stand....japanese businessmen are slurpin' away standing up while waiting for their trains!

and don't get me started on their ice cream snacks.....

 
At June 19, 2006 12:09 PM, Blogger Kaos said...

Holy Shiite Batman. What a novel ways to play rock, paper, scissors. If you win you get to give a bj with a money shot and get f*cked, damn. How do they advertise this on TV? Somehow I can't picture Bob Barker or Alex Trebek doing the MC'ing. Bob would have to change his tradmark phrase "Cone on doooooooown" to Cum and Suuuuuuuuck it down".

 
At June 21, 2006 9:58 PM, Blogger natasha said...

Thats hilarious. The japanese are really weird. I think American tv shows are going to be a lot similar soon.

 

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