Socks and a comment

Do none of you read books? Not one single lousy comment on my previous entry? Geez louise. I get criticized if I post info that is "Too Much Information". I get no comments if I give a book or movie review. Now..I dont write this for the commnets..but it is nice when there are a few after a couple days, since i like to know what someone else may have thoought about what I wrote.
Hmph.

Well..on to my commentary about my socks!

I dont understand why you keep leaving me, socks? I take good care of you, I keep my feet clean, I clip my toe nails, and when I am done wearing you I place you in the hamper nice and gently. I know we had some problems a little while ago, but we talked and I changed; I got rid of the bad seeds in the drawer, the ones with the holes. I stopped turning you into little balls and throwing you around like I was Magic Johnson. I even bought more of you to diversify things and to make sure I didn't wear each of you too often, I know how you need your rest. We went to the supermarket together and picked out new laundry detergent and my wife always adds in the kind of Bounce that you like. Remember how much fun that was? And despite all this you continue to break my heart. I lovingly place you in the washing machine and tranfer you to the dryer but for some reason you still leave me. I sit down on the bed so I can reconnect you with your long lost pair and without fail I find that many of you are missing. Why? Why, are you doing this to me? I even live with a woman so you can mingle with some lacy lingerie. So please, please get in touch with me, I miss you, I need you.

Sincerely,

The rest of the body