101 things I hate...

Heres a list of 101 things I hate...about everything..

1. Monday mornings
2. Stores that are closed on Sundays
3. Junk mail/calls/email of any kind
4. Babies in general..yes babies
5. Smokers in general
6. People that think that gay marriage will somehow affect their marriage
7. Core classes in college. Thanks for the repeat of high school crammed into 2 years.
8. Humidity
9. Bill O'Reilly
10. Inflation
11. People that think the war on terror can be won
12. Hypocrites
13. People that drive way too fast
14. People that drive slow
15. People who think having loud mufflers is cool
16. The fact that marijuana is illegal
17. The fact that a 3rd party candidate doesn't have a chance in hell of winning the presidency.
18. People who follow their religious beliefs so much that they choose to treat others badly an because they don't share the same beliefs
19. Everything else about religion
20. Paying for parking
21. Ties
22. Greeting Cards
23. Kleenex that isn't soft..and toilet paper for that matter
24. Diet fads (Atkins, low-carb, south beach..etc)
25. MTV
26. Local commercials
27. Stupid people
28. CDs skipping
29. Radio DJs that think they are funny
30. Blonde girls with black eyebrows
31. The fact that cranberries are in like every juice.
32. Actors/singers/athletes who are amateur but become popular because they're good looking
33. Country music
34. That little Black Sprite soda guy
35. Math higher than algebra (a.k.a. useless math for 95% of people.)
36. Fox News
37. Paris Hilton
38. Flossing..and everything involving the dentist
39. Internet abbreviations
40. The fact that all celebrities and athletes thank God for winning something, but they don't blame God for losing.
41. People who think movies like "The Chronicles of Riddick" are good movies
42. The RIAA
43. People who leave their blinker on
44. Mosquitos
45. Whoever is playing the LA Lakers
46. The East Coast bias in sports
47. Answering the telephone
48. Texans..they think their state is just..soooo supreme
49. Florida..everything about it. Yes, I've been there..twice
50. NASCAR
51. Acne
52. Itchy tags in my shirts, pants and boxers
53. Women who curse often
54. 98% of all Reality TV shows (Dat Phan?! Are you serious?! DAT FUCKING PHAN!?)
55. Having every food I enjoy being fattening or bad for me in some fashion
56. People who still write checks in stores
57. Carrot Top
58. Almost every female comedian; please..make a joke about something other than how men suck, or your period.
59. Conservative, Right Wing Assholes
60. Ultra Liberal hippie types..Im on your side guys, but you are making us look like idiots!
61. The eBay bitch who robbed me of $576.98
62. Pop-ups
63. That I'll never go to space
64. Censorship
65. Bands who's single sounds like nothing else on their CD
66. Customer Support
67. The Dodgers management
68. The word "ask" pronounced "aks"
69. This number, and all the jokes that go along with it
70. People who don't turn their bright lights off even after I flash mine
71. Any sitcom made after "Seinfeld"
72. The fact that aliens probably exist, but I'll never live long enough to be sure
73. Mayo
74. When people don't turn of their cell phones in movies
75. Calvin stickers of him pissing on Ford/Chevy/Honda in rear windows
76. Harry Potter fanatics
77. Listening to a cop when he's giving you a ticket
78. Sequels to bad movies
79. Shaving
80. The fact that I'm paying into social security, but I wont receive any when I'm old enough to get it
81. Uncomfortable furniture
82. Medical offices and hair salons with only "Good Housekeeping" magazines
83. When a product I like is discontinued
84. Paper cuts..or any bodily injury/ache
85. The incessant vrrr of my PC's fan
86. Dogs that shit on my lawn
87. Cats..your cat is not different, or cool or fun
88. People that dont flush in public places
89. Burning the roof of my mouth on pizza
90. Biting my tongue
91. Bad breath
92. Nazis and hate crimes
93. Pedophiles
94. My wife leaving out her dirty, smelly dishes all day
95. Spilling something on your new clothes item
96. Girls that follow that "Rules" book
97. Cruelty to animals. Except cats
98. Putting up shelves
99. Taxes
100. Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda
101. Working