Pizza Disposal Service!
So you had a few friends over last night, eh?
You a little peckish, you ordered some pizza. And now, the next morning you wake up and there is the huge empty box that wont ever fit in any normal garbage can and you cant throw it away cause there is a perfectly good slice left among the mire of uneaten crusts that your momma's boy woosy friend couldn't trouble himself to finish.
I know the drill.
I've been there before, friend.
Fortunately, help is near. Calm down, don't panic, pick up the phone and call me. I am a qualified pizza disposal technician on call at all times. And I am glad to do it.
No anchovies please.
2 Comments:
Hmmmm...you wouldn't last a day in New York City...
Ha! I totally understand! That is why I get a ziplock from the cabinet, put the slice in it and pop it in the fridge. Go out the back door and throw my box in the garbage.
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