The weekend update

Ok..well..seeing as how people want me to post, but I have nothing interesting to report or pick on..my weekend involved thus:

Friday night after work I went to a sports bar with 5 friends to watch the Blazers get punished by 39 to Denver. I had a few beers and a pretty good time. I came home and apparently I smelled so digustingly like cigarettes my wife made me shower before climbing into bed with her. No problem though.

Saturday, my wife had to work for about 5 hours, and the guys who were going to install my stereo speakers, came late..so I was stuck here waiting for him (and therefore could not make it to the gym), and then while he worked for FIVE HOURS I had to be there..and to top it off, he put a hole in my wall and also didnt do it all properly...at least, I dont think. But..they do sound terrific I gotta admit. Only set me back about $1500 bucks (the speakers and installation mind you). Ugh. Anyways..wife came home..hated the way it all looked, which was real fun to deal with..after that nice little..spat..we went out with our neighbors to TGI Fridays for just a casual meal. Now..we all knew the food and service and everything was going to be..average at best. Not our choice of restaurants generally, but they were going and invited us and we just said suuuuure. We got there and we had a 20 minute wait to get a table..not bad..finally sit down..and there wasnt silverware for half of us..no biggie, I snagged some from a nearby table. Waitress disappears after bringing us water, then and comes back after an extended vacation in the Bahamas. I think we could have watched the Lord of the Rings trilogy before our food came. They also forgot my side sauce, and brought my wife steak fajitas, instead of chicken. There was a baby there who shrieked as though someone was sticking a hot poker in its eyeballs and up its rectum. I am not exaggerating. The people behind us were kind of bummed out because their food came late or was wrong or something too. But..we had good company and the food tasted alright, so we should not complain too much. We came home and went to their place to play some cards and board games and had some "Girl Scout" drinks. Ever have those? Hot chocolate, peppermint schnapps and a dash of 151. Needless to say, they were excellent. Late at night my wife and I caught 20-30 minutes of SNL's "all fake commercials" episode..which is often the best part of SNL, so we enjoyed it and crashed about 12:30. No makeup sex. :(

Sunday we slept in, and had our make-up sex..and then Audra made waffles. We read the paper, watched an odd, but funny French movie called "Love me if you Dare". We did some yard work and cleaning up of the house, bailed on going to the gym in favor of another make-up sex session, showered, ran to do some errands in the rain, and came home to figure out holiday shopping and to make dinner. We never had lunch..and she is making dinner now and I am STARVED.

On a side note..I wasnt not not blogging because I wasnt getting comments..though that did not help matters..I wasnt blogging because I was just bored..I ran out of stuff to rant on and laugh about..and so I was wondering what the heck to write..and then when I did post some funny pictures and stuff..I was not getting comments..so, I thought..whatever..Im out of info, no one else cares anyways..so..blah..I am done..for a while at least.

So, Ill try to come up with stuff..I usually can..between my wife and I, we have what seems to be more weird, sad or hilarious crap than most people and friends I know of..and so, Ill try to write when I can. Thanks for your support guys :)