Random Rants...or...where my stress goes

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Another of those lame list things :)

...since Agnes tagged me to do a list..I will do it..


Three jobs I've had:
Dominos Pizza delivery boy during the "hey-day" of 30 minutes or less
Security guard during rock concerts for a summer
Manager of Sales at a software company

Three movies I can watch repeatedly:
Shawshank Redemption
The Great Escape
Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Three places I've lived:
Santa Monica, CA
Portland, OR
Tempe, AZ

Three TV shows I like to watch:
The Office (BBC Version)
Seinfeld re-runs
Survivor

Three places I've been to on vacation:
Maui
Spain
Greece

Three of my favorite dishes:
My wife's lasagna
My mother's guacamole
Sushi

Three websites I visit daily:
Hoopsworld
ESPN
Grapeshot (address is secret)

Three places I would rather be right now:
Asleep next to my wife
Wailea, Maui
Lake Tahoe, CA

Do I need to tag people?
Umm..
Ragazza
Ash
Big Dubb

Monday, January 30, 2006

Windy, stormy weekend details

Wow..even though I didnt really go anywhere this weekend, I had an event-filled one nonetheless, as you will read.

It started Friday night, when my wife came home about 6pm and she wanted to go out and grab a pizza, but first wanted to go test drive a few cars. She has a 2002 VW Jetta that she leased, which is due in 4 months or so, so we have been doing research on the Mazda 6, Toyota RAV4, Mazda Tribute, Ford Escape, Toyota Camry..and a few others. The dilemna/mission..to get an SUV or not? And then..with a budget of around $25k..tough to find a decent car that serves all of our purposes.

So back to the story..we went to go test drive the brand new RAV4 (we drove the 2005 one and liked it..but it was a tad pricey for what ya got), as well as a Toyota Highlander and maybe any other used cars that looked intriguing. So we drove a used 2005 Highlander, which was $27k (used with 25k miles)..which we ended up purchasing after 4 hours of paperwork, haggling, etc..for just under 22k. We got out of there at 10:15pm (read: no pizza). So we have a new car..and the wife loves it already, which is great. I had an SUV for over 7 years earlier, but she hadnt really ever driven one.

Saturday, I went to the gym in the morning for my bike class, but the stupid left pedal was broken (it was bent on an angle), so after about 20 minutes, I couldnt handle it anymore because it was destroying my ankle, and I quit. Audra was working from 10-7 and I went to Costoc and picked up some foods for our new outdoor deep freezer thing. I got lots of the French Onion soup, as well as some turkey, salmon, pork, bread, Lean Cuisines..etc.

Then..I worked on our taxes in TurboTax..which to my amazement, somehow, we are getting royally screwed. We bought a house this year and we still somehow magically owe several thousand dollars. Now I am not saying I finished our taxes..but I did add in the mortgage interest and property taxes already. I dont know if our downpayment or closing costs and stuff can be factored in, but I havent figured out where in TurboTax to add it yet. Plus I skipped ahead and it mentioned some crap about looking up some info from my 2004 taxes and owing money there..beats me..I got insanely annoyed and stopped it. I played a video game for a bit. I cleaned up the house. I took a quick walk outside in the drizzling rain, but my ankle was still feeling a bit jacked up from the class. So I grabbed my netflix movie "Grizzly Man" and popped that in. Let me tell you..this was a weird movie. It is about a guy who is the outdoorsy type, lives in the Alaskan wilderness, amongst the grizzly bears and thinks he is their protector, guardian..etc. His footage is incredible of the bears, and he gets close enough to touch them on several occasions, and has great shots of the bears eating, playing, fighting each other..etc. However, he has an extremely effeminate persona, which just comes across as super wacky. Too wacky for me. Well, after 13 years in the wilderness, finally a homophobic bear, eats the poor guy (and his mysterious girlfriend who was with him but we never see, or hear). They dont show the deaths/bodies, but they do interview various people who killed the bear that killed our hero(ines). This movie is 1 hour, 40 minutes long..and it could easily be edited down to an hour. A very bizarre movie. I do not recommend it.

Audra came home and with my folks in town, we picked them up and then all went to dinner at Manzana in Lake Oswego and had a terrific meal. In fact, we all ordered the same exact thing..which was super lame. but it was this pecan crusted salmon with apple-apricot something sauce. And 3 of us had the same alcoholic beverage too..a berry mojito. Took the parents home and then Audra and I went home and eventually went to bed.

Sunday morning, Audra went to work again from 10-7, and I took my parents to Marco's Cafe for breakfast in Multnomah Village. I had an "Amy's Omelette", which is what Audra usually has, and my dad had the "Lindsey's Burrito", which is what I normally eat there. A great place, if you are ever in town..and make sure you get the "Omara's Latte", which is just this incredible latte with a shot of Bailey's in it..they do it perfect. After that, we came back and watched the Australian Open and then my parents had to go to the airport, and so with it storming hard and the wind blowing at incredible speeds, I stayed in and I watched a very slow, boring, but good (oxymoron I know) movie called "The Battle of Algiers" that I had from Netflix. I dont know if I recommend it..but it was interesting...but again, it was very slow. I did some paperwork, watched some of the Lakers game and prepared dinner for when Audra got home; I finally made that pizza we had been craving Friday..andouille sausage, onion, fresh garlic, oregano, basil, red pepper, 2 types of cheese..yum!

We ended up watching this interesting show at 9pm on TLC called "Miami Ink". It is about a tattoo parlor and the 5 guys who run it, as well as the patrons who come in and gets inked. There were some cool tats done, and some interesting stories. We both enjoyed it. After watching "Grey's Anatomy" we went up to bed, talked for a while and went to sleep.

I am going back to LA on Thur through the following Tuesday to see family and friends..so this might be the last entry for a while.

Go Seahawks!

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Oh toh toh toh

This is a hilarious 8 minute video on the proper way of how to order and eat sushi.



Apparently, I am a low-income earner, as I actually enjoy "toro".

Friday, January 20, 2006

Taiwan breeds green-glowing pigs and more


Scientists in Taiwan say they have bred three pigs that glow in the dark.

They claim that while other researchers have bred partly fluorescent pigs, theirs are the only pigs in the world which are green through and through. The pigs are transgenic, created by adding genetic material from jellyfish into a normal pig embryo.

The researchers hope the pigs will boost the island's stem cell research, as well as helping with the study of human disease. The researchers, from National Taiwan University's Department of Animal Science and Technology, say that although the pigs glow, they are otherwise no different from any others. Taiwan is not claiming a world first. Others have bred partially fluorescent pigs before. But the researchers insist the three pigs they have produced are better.

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Vampire running for governor of Minnesota

Minnesota voters, who eight years ago elected a former professional wrestler as their governor, may find a self-proclaimed vampire on the ballot for the office this year.

"Politics is a cut-throat business," said Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, who said he plans to announce his bid for governor on Friday on the ticket of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party.

Like Jesse "The Body" Ventura, who was elected governor as an independent in 1998, the 41-year-old Sharkey once was a wrestler, although he spent his time "The Unholiest of Kings: Tarantula" on obscure professional circuits...

Thursday, January 19, 2006

"Danny Deckchair" and "Munich"

I saw 2 films this past weekend; one was on Netflix, the other in the theater.

The first was a charming independent Australian movie called "Danny Deckchair". Based on the true event of Australian Larry Walters, this little Australian film is exactly what it was meant to be. The little tale of a man who simply makes the best of the unfulfilled life he’s made for himself. He doesn’t complain, he works hard and cares for his girlfriend. Yet all of us need a vacation, and no one has been looking forward to it more than Danny. But when his fragile sustained world starts to crack, so does he. And like so many of us have wanted to do, he ties a bunch of balloons to a lawn chair and floats away. Secretly landing in a small rural town like an alien visiting Earth, Danny reinvents himself, charming the local residents and stealing the heart of Glenda, a beautiful traffic cop who’s more pariah than prom queen.

Like any romantic comedy, the formula is tried and true – boy meets girl, boy gets girl, boy loses girl, boy wins back girl, all while learning an important life lesson. But, since they say there are really only eight stories in the world (variations of a theme), the story is not as important as how it is told. Director Jeff Balsmeyer manages to keep you interested even though you know where you’re going. But that’s ok. The humanity is what drives the film while using middle-of-the-road humor that never strays into crassness, tastelessness or overt-sexuality.

Actor Rhys Ifans presents Danny Morgan with an every-man quality that is instantly engaging. Having spent most of his career playing heavies or goofballs, he shows that it doesn’t take a Tom Cruise to be a leading man. It just takes sincerity and charm, and Rhys offers it up in spades. Playing off that charm is Miranda Otto who portrays the love interest Glenda with such down to earth vulnerability it’s hard to believe this is the same woman who as Eowyn, slayed Orcs and Nazguls in "The Lord of the Rings". She brings humor, sexuality and accessibility to her character, she has that certain golden-age quality that enthralls us all.

With a cast like this, it’s little wonder that the movie places its hopes in the hands of its characters. And the risk pays off. The image of Danny lounging on a raft in his backyard pool is a perfect metaphor for this film - relax, take it easy and go with it. That’s the real message here, one of going with the flow, but seizing opportunities as they arise. It’s a simple and wholesome message that everyone can relate to.

The little story that could is a fresh dip into giddiness during the usual movie season that is overflowing with drama, intensity and seriousness. Like Danny, we sometimes just need a vacation from it all - whether it’s tying balloons to your deckchair or leaning back and watching someone who does. Chock full of fun, this is a story that can warm your heart, tickle your funny-bone and leave you with a smile on your face.

The other movie I saw is quite the opposite; "Munich".
I’ve been struggling to find a way to describe "Munich", Steven Spielberg’s latest film and surely one of his highest achievements. It’s a powerful film, and haunting, though without the contemporary setting of "Syriana", the year’s other political treatise/mea culpa, and this works in "Munich"'s favor. Whereas Stephen Gaghan’s film is set in a woefully plausible near-future, Spielberg manages to show us the big picture by stepping back three decades. Knowing in advance how the story plays out in the history books, we can see again just how it’s affected us since then. It's often easier to see the present through the lens of the past.

The story plays out in the aftermath of the 1972 Munich Olympic Games, where Palestinian terrorists murdered 11 Israeli athletes, and tells of the Mossad's (Israel's version of the KGB or CIA..etc) retaliation efforts and assassination attempts on the men who supposedly planned the attack. Freed of detail, it would be an ordinary revenge story, perhaps even some kind of fatalistic neo-noir, but it's impossible to make that film. This is terrorism, and we've come so far and so little since Sept. 11, 2001, that to act as if the story is about anything less than the most important subject we face is an insult to the widows and orphans of everyone who's ever died at the hands of a terrorist. Spielberg as much as alludes to this with the film’s stark opening: a swimming sea of names of cities victimized by terrorism, among them London, Amsterdam, and Jakarta, before the name of Munich is brought into blood-red focus. The events that happened there 33 years ago were horrific, yes, but the worse truth is that those events were few among thousands.

The killings at the Olympics are dealt with immediately and rapidly, as Spielberg, working from a script by Tony Kushner and Eric Roth, once again reminds us that he’s a master of pacing and storytelling. The film is a fictionalized version of true events, and the opening sequence features a dizzying blend of old newscasts with modern movie-making; everything looks real, as if it's actually happening, and simultaneously removed from reality, lending the happenings an odd weight by acknowledging that we're watching a story, and we know it. A few moments later, Avner (Eric Bana) is tapped by the Mossad to lead the retaliation effort, a decision reached in a meeting led by Prime Minister Golda Meir (Lynn Cohen). She utters the first of what will be the film’s many uncomfortable lines: "Forget peace for now," she says, noting the historical precedent for a society’s denial of its own moral code to pursue what it perceives to be a greater good or victory. But Spielberg isn't picking sides here; if anything, he’s just as disgusted by the Israeli response as he is the terrorism that provoked it. As one of Avner's colleagues later states: "You think the Palestinians invented bloodshed? How do you think we got the land, by being nice?" This kind of escalating retaliation is insane, pointless, and deadly, Spielberg says, but we do it anyway because we tell ourselves it needs to be done.

Avner is a loving husband with a daughter on the way and, like most of Spielberg's men, he has "daddy issues". His father is never seen, but is often praised for his fighting for Israeli independence. Avner's mother abandoned him at a kibbutz, where he was raised; as Avner’s wife puts it, he literally sees himself as Israel's son. Assigned to lead a team of four other men in an ongoing and off-the-books mission to kill those responsible for the Munich murders, Avner sets out to make contacts throughout Europe and track down the names given him by the Mossad. Shaky at first, they begin to approach their assigned killings as business transactions: build a bomb, blow it up, grab a beer, take a shower, find the next man on the list. Their coldness is matched by Spielberg's stark style. Each shot is nothing more than what it has to be, but nothing less than what it should be; like an old-school master, the director’s style is invisible at times, placing the emotion of the story above any need for self-congratulatory flair.

This is the real horror of Avner’s work: that he begins to view it as just another part of his day. Doubts begin to surface about some of their targets' actual involvement with planning Munich, but Avner and company do their jobs anyway. There’s only one true revenge killing, carried out after one of Avner’s crew is killed, and it’s horrifying in its unflinching realness. That's what makes the violence in "Munich" so upsetting. We live in an age when horror movies have become pornographically barbaric, but the killings here are hard to stomach because they’re sadder and truer, both cleaner and more terrifying than any grindhouse story at the theater. The stress of the lifestyle and the violence he's causing begin to affect Avner in a number of ways, including ongoing nightmares about the Munich killings, whose events are spelled out for the audience throughout the film in Avner's tortured dreams. He also begins to become deeply paranoid. There's one chilling scene wherein Avner, convinced that his room has been booby-trapped, dismantles his phone and TV, rips apart his mattress, and finally ends up on the floor of his closet, too weary and fearful to sleep.

Bana shines as Avner, showing some of the skill he managed to slip by Wolfgang Petersen in "Troy" and none of the clumsy trappings of "The Hulk" (You may also want to check out "Chopper"). His performance is involving and astonishing, a portrait of a strong but ultimately pitiable man, driven to murder out of self-doubt and nationalistic pride. Likewise, the men playing Avner’s team members turn in solid supporting roles, notably Daniel Craig (the new James Bond) as hotheaded Steve and Ciaran Hinds as the soft-spoken Carl. At one of the crew’s first meetings, Steve notes that it’s hard to think of himself as an assassin. "Think of yourself as something else, then," Carl advises him. It’s fascinating to see these men be so caring for their families or each other and yet approach their killings as routine jobs.

There has been complaint about the recent running-lengths of blockbuster films, such as "Munich" (164 minutes) and "King Kong" (188 minutes). I'm an advocate of the three-hour film; especially with projects as rife with content as "Munich". There's a theme that Kushner launches mid-way through the picture: Carl explains to Avner that he believes his leader to be a runner; somebody that outruns his emotions and scruples to finish the job, but also somebody who can't stand to have stillness. Later in the film, both Carl and Avner find that stillness. Kushner writes the situations as a final development to his characters' arc, requiring the film to run longer to include these last rich, bloody, and inherently difficult scenes. Without them-without the last hurrah of story-"Munich" would run ashore and dry out with dissatisfaction. The film is instead full and beautifully glorious, working in themes that go far beyond the killing of eleven Palestinian men, and questioning not only the politics of 1972, but also the politics of present. But Spielberg isn't heady with his controversy (except maybe that final shot...), instead solitarily using only the poignant story of Avner and his men to portray his point. "Munich" is another of Spielberg's masterpieces, a swift departure from "War of the Worlds", and on-par (or maybe better) than his last entry into film history's canon, "Saving Private Ryan". Like I said, "Munich" is full and beautifully glorious.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Condoms in Colombia...

Town May Make Carrying Condoms Mandatory

A western Colombian city councilman wants to require everyone in town 14 or older to carry a condom to prevent pregnancy and disease, outraging local priests.

William Pena, a councilman in Tulua, said Wednesday he will present a formal proposal to force all men and women - even those just visiting - to always carry at least one condom. Those caught empty-pocketed could pay a fine of $180 or take a safe sex course, he said.

"Sexual relations are going on constantly," Pena told The Associated Press by telephone. "If you carry a condom, chances are you'll use it during the day. It's not going to be there forever."

Tulua has one of the highest rates of AIDS in Colombia, he said. The proposal will be debated by other town leaders and could go into effect by March, he said.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

More..uh..news

Man stabbed parents because they wouldn't drink his miso soup

KITAKYUSHU -- A jobless man arrested for fatally stabbing his mother and seriously injuring his father at their home here has told police that he got angry because they refused to drink miso soup he made for them, police said.

"They didn't drink my miso soup," he was quoted as telling officers who had rushed to their home. "I couldn't sleep because my parents were arguing."

Investigators are grilling the suspect, 37-year-old Hiroshi Miura, over the motives behind his crime.

At around 10:20 p.m. on Monday, Miura stabbed his 81-year-old father Masao and 75-year-old mother Shizuko in the back at their home in Yahatanishi-ku, Kitakyushu, local police said. They were rushed to hospital where Shizuko died about two hours later and Masao remains in a serious condition.

Police believe that Miura was drunk at the time. (Mainichi)




Chinese Man Impossible to Photograph



Henan Province's Dahe Daily newspaper reported that the local police department was unable to take an ID photo of Ye Xiangting from Yelou Village in the Yangzhuang Township of Wugang City, Henan Province. No image of Ye Xiangting showed up in the computer photos, and there is still no clear explanation for the result.

Ye Xiangting told the reporter about his recent visit to the Yangzhuang police station to get a photo taken for a new ID card. He sat in front of the camera, but no image of him would show up in the photo. The staff checked the camera very carefully, but found no problems. He retook photos of Ye Xiangting, but no photos of Ye Xiangting was found on the computer images.

The staff had Ye Xiangting carefully check his clothes to be sure he did not carry anything that would interfere with the equipment. Finally, Ye sat in front of the camera and was photographed from every angle. The staff still failed to get any images of him.



And in news of the..uh..interesting website variety...

Are tomatos evil? Apparently this website's founder and its members think so! It is a web site dedicated to the percentage of the Earth's population who don't like tomatos. We are not talking about a mild dislike or a medical allergy; but the realization that this fruit is the Spawn of Satan.

Cherry, Plum, Beef, Sundried, Green, Organic or home grown; all should burn in hell.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Phew

Almost thought I wouldnt find anything weird today..but lookie what came up..

Cy, short for Cyclopes, a kitten born with only one eye and no nose, is shown in this photo provided by its owner in Redmond, Oregon, on Wednesday, Dec. 28, 2005. The kitten, a ragdoll breed, which died after living for one day, was one of two in the litter. Its sibling was born normal and healthy.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

News of the Weird

Well..as you can see..I have started blogging again, but since I get lazy about reporting what has happened in my life, I thought of trying something new. And whats more enjoyable than laughing at other people? I know I love finding random stories, stupid people, hilarious videos, and Darwin awards and so forth on the net. So I might just share random weird news and findings..such as the crystal anal earring things below. And I'll try reporting on daily basis.
Enjoy.

Mummified body found in front of TV

The mummified body of a woman who didn't want to be buried was found in a chair in front of her television set 2 1/2 years after her death, authorities said.

Johannas Pope had told her live-in caregiver that she didn't want to be buried and planned on returning after she died, Hamilton County Coroner O'Dell Owens said Monday.

Pope died in August 2003 at age 61. Her body was found last week in the upstairs of her home on a quiet street. (Watch why the caregiver thought body parts grew back -- 1:37)

Some family members continued to live downstairs, authorities said. No one answered the doorbell at Pope's home Monday afternoon.

It could take weeks to determine Pope's cause of death because little organ tissue was available for testing, Owens said.

An air conditioner had been left running upstairs, and that allowed the body to slowly mummify, he said. The machine apparently stopped working about a month ago, and the body began to smell.

"Standing outside, one could smell death," Owens said.

Police went to the house last Wednesday after receiving a call from a relative who hadn't seen Pope in years. They found a staircase behind a door blocked by a basket and climbed to the second floor, where they found the body.

It was not clear if any crimes were committed, Owens said.

Authorities did not identify the caregiver, a woman in her 40s who apparently lived in the home with Pope, Pope's daughter and her 3-year-old granddaughter.

"The caregiver is not someone you'd think was from another planet or really seems off the wall -- (she's) a pretty normal kind of person," he said. "But I think out of loyalty, friendship and love of her friend, (she) decided to keep the body at home."



And in a semi-related story...

Woman Suffocates Under House Clutter

A Washington state woman who was reported missing was later found dead suffocated under a pile of debris in her home, police said.

Officers found the body of Marie Rose, 62, buried under clothes Thursday, reported KIRO-TV in Seattle. Her husband reported her missing after he couldn't find her early Thursday morning. Officers found clothing, dishes and boxes crammed from floor to ceiling in every room of the couple's house.

"In some areas, clothes and debris were piled 6 feet high," said Police Chief Terry Davenport of the Shelton Police Department. "Officers were having to climb over the top on their hands and knees. In some areas, their heads were touching the ceiling while they were standing on top of piles of debris."

The woman's husband told KIRO-TV that she had health problems and may have been looking for the phone when she died.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Swarovski Crystal Anal Jewelry



If you pucker up, then pucker up with some of the most unique anal jewelry available. These all stainless steel plugs are designed for a nice comfortable fit for long term wear. They weigh more than other plugs reminding the wearer of what is inside. The glass cut gemstones finish off the plug and attracts lots of attention to the wearing party. These are true works of art.

PS - I did not do a search for anal sex, or anything butt or sex related..I simply found this on another website and thought it to be too funny to pass up. But thank you all for thinking I am sort of booty freak.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

The Big Game

Well..I grew up in Los Angeles..and essentially when you are born, you have to choose right then. The most important decision in your life. Actually, its more than likely chosen for you..your dad went to SC. Or your mom and uncle went to UCLA...etc. Well..it is a funny story for me, since my dad went to SC for a bit, and my mom went to UCLA..but my dad hates SC and roots for UCLA. So..I am a Bruin.

Now you may say..oh, I am sorry to hear that..or something along those lines..but in the 90s..UCLA pounded SC 8 straight..SC wasnt as good as they are now.

And tonight is the big game..the National Championship. There are 3 teams I truly despise in NCAA college football..Notre Dame, USC and the University of Arizona. Obviously only 2 of those are pwoerhouses. So as much as I hate USC, I hope they destroy Texas. For a variety of reasons honestly..but mostly because it gives the under-appreciated, under-rated Pac-10 more credit. The f-in East Coast bias in sports polling is sickening to me..so as much as it pains me to say it..GO TROJANS!

My only consolation is that if Texas beats USC tonight, at least one of my most hated teams, lost :)